Thursday, September 27, 2007

wag kang SALBAHE!

While researching for our documentary in BROADCASTjournalism, I came across with this website which defines Filipinos in a very rude way.

Hindi ko alam kung bakit ako nagagalit. Marahil, hindi ko matanggap na gayun ang tingin sa atin ng ibang mga lahi. Nagagalit ako dahil alam kong talagang kagaguhan lang yung nakasulat sa website na iyon. Marahil din, nagagalit ako dahil hindi ko matanggap na may bahid ng katotohanan ang kanyang mga opinyon.

Pilipino ako, wala na lang pakialaman. Kung sino man ang nagsulat nito, MAMAMATAY ka rin, tandaan mo yan!

Filipino--people from an island located in southeast asia (not east asia) called philippines.

living here for more than 5 years.. i find that most filipinos are:

1. lazy
(if you wanna get something done in this country you gotta wait at least 2 weeks.. when you can get it done in 3 days in the states.. -filipinos, come on it's true.. if you've never gone out of your country well too bad)

2. filipinos think all the foreigners are rich

3. their language sounds annoying..
(tagal tagal mahal ko kang yang kayo nang)

4. filipino women are desperate to marry foreigners..
because the filipino men are too poor they wanna get out of poverty through marrying a rich foreigner (usually age of 60+ you can see a lot of filipino young woman& white old grandpa couples in the philippines)

5. filipinos think that the philippines is better than indonesia or malaysia or other neighboring countries of southeast asia when they're all equally poor

6. they are like little kids. they just wanna hve fun that's why their country's so poor

7. They think UP, which is apparently... the best university in the philippines .. is one of the top universities of the world. when in fact, its rank is so low that its name is no where to be found on the booklet of top 500 universities in the world (a supplement to Time in 2002)

>>segue: Baka kasi UST daw ang the best university, d kaya? wahahaha. BIASED, oo na!

8. THEY ARE SHORT.
5' is tall in this country.

9. they are noisy.
their babbling mouths never shut up.

10. filipinos are desperate american wanna bes and they're such copy cats they must copy everything from the states like their tv shows and they wanna have their children born in the states so that they can be american citizens

11. their taglish or watever it's called, which is mixture of their language called tagalog and english, is ANNOYING don't fuck our language up why do you must copy everything from us just speak your damn language don't mix it with ours and make it sound hella fucking irritating and annoying

12. their diet is meat and rice

Okay i see you think pacific islanders are better than asians sorry if im not mistaken the philippines is one of the poorest countries in asia, i mean the world

and why are you so proud of having spanish blood? does that make you feel superior or something? oh maybe cuz pure filipino blood is so inferior that you just wanna feel better about yourself by embellishing your ignoble history of 3000 years of being enslaved by the spanish?

and hello, the pacific islanders? your ancestors look like monkeys okay they look like homosapiens with messed up teeth and extraordinarily short height

well maybe it was lucky for the filipinos to have the spanish enslave them they're still ugly but not as ugly as before

KFC here sucks they sell fried chickens with rice what the hell

english with filipino accent is freaken annoying

filipinos have messed up teeth

Source:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Filipinos

5 comments:

  1. 4. filipino women are desperate to marry foreigners..
    because the filipino men are too poor they wanna get out of poverty through marrying a rich foreigner (usually age of 60+ you can see a lot of filipino young woman& white old grandpa couples in the philippines)--- eto prinoject ng mga pinay na hayok sa mga amerikano eh..tsk,,

    7. They think UP, which is apparently... the best university in the philippines .. is one of the top universities of the world. when in fact, its rank is so low that its name is no where to be found on the booklet of top 500 universities in the world (a supplement to Time in 2002)

    >>segue: Baka kasi UST daw ang the best university, d kaya? wahahaha. BIASED, oo na!--- eto girl prehas tayo ng naisip!wahahahah UST kasi ang nasa top500 hindi UP eh!yun yun eh!! ;p

    12. their diet is meat and rice--- oh eh ano ngayon sa kanila??! kanya kanya yan walang pakielmanan! eh d wag siyang magrice..

    I wonder pano pa siya tumagal dito at nakasulat pa siya ng ganyan eh prang ayaw naman din niya yung PINAS adik siya!

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  2. MAU: nakakairita dba? sobra naman sya makageneralize. d naman lahat ng pinay, hayok sa foreigner. pero ang mas nakakainis, yun yung lumalabas na image natin kasi napakahirap nga naman ng ating bansa. huhu. sad. at kumusta namang pati yung rice natin eh pinakialaman nya? kanya-kanya kasi yun! magtinapay sya hamambuhay, wala akong paki. hmp! hmp!

    JENNY: grabe, salbahe tlga sister. nalungkot ako. wahahaha. ;p

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